Fireflies & Laserbeams

Max Barry does it again!

Friday July 23, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | book review | Leave Comments

The 22 Murders of Madison May by Max Barry

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Scary start had me wondering. But I'm glad I kept going.
I have every Max Barry book. I love most of his books, but the last one, Providence, was just okay for me. I was hoping for a return to form in this one.
It opens with a difficult and harrowing scene that set the tone for a story that was going to be hard for me to listen to. (I have the audiobook version) I wasn’t sure this was going to work for me, but by the end of the next chapter he had me hooked.
Max wrote some fairly graphic murder scenes in this book, and that is not my normal genre of fiction, but the story turns out was not really centered on the titular character of Madison May, but on Felicity Staples, the reporter that falls into the plot by accident.
It follows her on an adventure to try to save Madison May, repeatedly. I won’t spoil it for you, but suffice to say the story pulled me in and kept me on the edge of my seat all the way through to the ending, which came to a satisfying conclusion.
Helen Laser did a great job narrating and was the perfect Felicity and Maddie. Highly recommended!

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What is your favorite worst movie ever?

Wednesday July 14, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | TV and Movie Review | Leave Comments

Watched a movie on a weekend when I was in college, many moons ago, more out of boredom than anything else. Hard to imagine having so much time on my hands these days, but we ended up going to the watch what I consider one of the worst movies of all time. Night of the Comet. It is a cross between Valley Girl and Night of the Living Dead, but not nearly as good as either one.

The cast is actually pretty good, with Robert Beltran, best known as Chekotay from Star Trek Voyager, and Catherine Mary Stewart, who played in The Last Starfighter that same year, and if you read the premise it doesn't sound horrible, but because it came out in 1984, in the midst of big hair and big drama, it just comes off super campy.

The same comet that killed of the dinosaurs comes back around and drops some red dust on the planet that turns everyone it contacts into zombies. Our heroes are safe because they stayed inside a steel room on the night it passed. I won't ruin the plot for you, it didn't get lambasted too hard on IMDB or Rotten Tomatoes. It does have the 80s vibe for sure.

What is your favorite bad movie?

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Would you believe Stephenie Meyer wrote a Thriller, and it’s Really Good?

Monday July 12, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | book review | Leave Comments

The Chemist is not your daughter's Stephenie Meyer. I'm well aware of how some people have issues with her writing, and the nature of some of the sequences in Twilight, but this is not in the same genre. It is so far removed from Twilight as to be unrecognizable. If you go into this thinking it will be another cozy story for girls, you will be shocked and frankly disappointed if you only read those types of books.

I'll admit right up front that I actually like Stephenie Meyer. I've read the Twilight books, even Life and Death, which I reviewed back in 2015. I have only skipped one, Midnight Sun, which is simply the retelling of Twilight from Edward's POV. I enjoyed The Host, as her entry into SF. But I can say definitively that I wasn't expecting The Chemist. I for one have always enjoyed her style. She is big on emotional impact and good storytelling and that always trumps prose.

I've had this book in my possession for years, but finally got around to buying the audiobook version, and I have to say that from the word go she had my attention. The protagonist is a former Interrogator for a clandestine government organization. Her former employer has tried five times to kill her and so she is justifiably paranoid. The author makes us believe how desperate the main character is from the very beginning, but even though a lot of it is technical she doesn't bore us with it. She is extremely capable and brilliant, a very strong female who will do whatever it takes to get the job done. People underestimate just how good she is at what she does. Her rep in the company before her downfall, was as the the very best interrogator in the business. She never failed to get the information extracted. A 100% success rate in a line of work that usually falls well short of that.

When her employer finally reaches out to her with an olive branch to help them stop a ruthless terrorist, it appears that things may have changed. She would love to have a life again. She sleeps in the tub with a gas mask on every night and can't trust anyone. She is incredibly lonely, but does not give in to it. She skeptically agrees to meet, but does so on her terms and moves forward with plans to follow through.

Things go sideways, as she anticipated, but the plot unravels in a way that keeps you on the edge of you seat. Just enough twists to keep it interesting, and it moves fast.

There are touches of romance in here, but I think that is real life, and adds spice to any story. I have to say that the love interest is not exactly what I expected but it is a satisfying conclusion and she closes with an interesting denouement.

This is firmly positioned in the Thriller category. It's true to that form and is an exciting and easy read. I loved it! Good for you, Stephenie! The writing is tight and and the prose well done. I highly recommend it!

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Is Black Widow the best Marvel Movie so Far?

Sunday July 11, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | TV and Movie Review | Leave Comments

From the first Marvel movie with Natasha Romanoff I have loved this character. She is merely human, and yet she kicks five tons of ass. Her fighting style and quickness always impressed me. But now we get the full backstory.

Spoilers follow, so turn away now if you know nothing about the Marvel Universe or missed the entire Infinity War:








I have seen some people bellyaching about how this is a waste of time since we all know the character died. But guess what? It's a not only a great story, full of emotional drama and grit and what family really means, but it is also a comic book character. They might just bring her back someday. Who knows. Was I upset when she died in the Infinity Wars? Yes. Did that take away my enjoyment of this movie? Not in the least.

It also presents us with the new character of Yelena Belova. I adore her! She is snarky as fuck and kicks just as much ass as her sister, and before you say it I know they are not really sisters, but in most every way that matters they are. Her character should headline a new series. She's that good.

David Harbour's character of the Red Guardian was spot on! He was incredibly narcissistic to point of it actually being funny. But he also has a character arc.

I thought the plot worked and had just enough twists to keep me invested. Yes, it is sad that there is not a long future for Natasha, but I will enjoy every iteration that they have the sense to make. I'm hoping for more.

The movie was smart and filled to the brim with action sequences that made me howl with delight. I found my enjoyment of this movie on par with the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie, which is hands down the best of the lot.

I give Black Widow my highest endorsement!

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Best Book Title Ever

Monday June 28, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | Photos | Leave Comments

I endorse this sentiment. Journaling is fine, but the idea behind it rocks!

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Introducing the Dee Gees!

Saturday June 26, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | music | Leave Comments

I am 100% down for this! The album is Hail Satin and comes out July 17th. We love the FooFighters!

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Fuel to start the day

Monday June 14, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | Coffee Stuff | Leave Comments

It was a beautiful Sunday here and we went out for a little breakfast at 5-Points Fuel Cafe in Lafayette, Indiana. Had a quiche and a bagel and a mocha latte. Life is good!

They have a beautiful garden in front of the place. See for yourself:

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Perfect synchronicity

Monday June 7, 2021 | By Hieronymus Hawkes | Silly | Leave Comments

"Synchronized swim routine, duck duet catagory" by Lorie Shaull is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

So this happened the other day while driving with my life accomplice:

Car swerving across the line coming toward me on a two lane road >

In perfect unison we both say:





, as he swerves back into his lane.

I love her so much!

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